Piss Panic


the panic one experiences when having to urinate in an urgent manner. the panic reaches its apex when the sufferer is physically getting closer to the bathroom, but has not yet emptied their bladder. this panic is generally accompanied by the inability to properly remove clothing in a timely fashion in order to urinate. this panic sometimes causes the sufferer to leak urine on their undergarments and beyond and can be visible to others.
“i’m so glad we pulled over so i could take a p-ss in the taco bell. i was in full ‘p-ss panic’ and couldn’t get my zipper down fast enough. i actually p-ssed a little in my boxers because of my panic.”

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