piss pistol
a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine s-xual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the p-ss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.
dude, don’t kick me down there. i need my p-ss pistol to make babies in the future.
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when a male defecates on a female’s chest, in between her breats, then proceeds to use his erect p-n-s to “shovel” the steaming hot feces into her mouth, after which he recieves felaccio. i drank like a bottle of listerine since he gave me a pittsburgh steamshovel, but my mouth still taste’s like victor’s sh-t.
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the act of providing physical or visual s-xual favors to someone who would not otherwise deserve them (for example, computer geeks, gamers, or those facing almost certain death) “aawwww, your 30 years old and you’ve never seen a woman naked? i’ll pity p-rn you.”