pitty porn
the act of providing physical or visual s-xual favors to someone who would not otherwise deserve them (for example, computer geeks, gamers, or those facing almost certain death)
“aawwww, your 30 years old and you’ve never seen a woman naked? i’ll pity p-rn you.”
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