piss posturing

p-ss posturing = personal interest in social situations (p-ss). some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. imagine a ceo holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior -ssociate. in the case of p-ss posturing, both the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest know that the person showing the interest doesn’t give a d-mn about the other person. it’s purely a show, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

the person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being p-ssed on, and both he and the other person know it. down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior -ssociate is thinking “you don’t care about me, you’re p-ssing all over me in front of these people and there’s nothing i can do about it.”
she’s an annoying p-ss posturing socialite. she showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn’t remember my name when we left the party.