piss puck


a frozen sheet of pee made by peeing in a pan and freezing it. used for pranks.
the neighbor’s kept waking me up at night, so i made a p-ss puck and slid it under their door. they never could figure out who peed by the door.
(p-ss•puc)n.
a urine cake. a compacted disc of antimicrobial detergent placed in a urinal for deodorising and disinfecting.
i was taking a whizz at the game last night and when my stream hit the p-ss puck, it spewed back blue juice all over my khakis. it looked like i banged smurfette.

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