piss rifle


the p-ss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
aka: dawn horn,morning root,etc
jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little f-ck!!

sorry mum,these boxers weren’t built for p-ss rifles.

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