Piss Window


the ability to p–p in the amount of time it would normally take you to p-ss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. making the p-ss window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. failure to make the p-ss window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a sh-t.
joe: dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds…you just barely made the p-ss window.

sam: tell me about it. it’d be pretty embarr-ssing if julie found out i took a sh-t on our first date.

joe: too late, i just told her.

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