piss wizard


noun: a person, generally male and of post-p-b-scent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quant-ty of beer into a large quant-ty of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
bob: ‘nother beer bruno?
bruno: nah, ta, another ‘un ‘ll break the seal and then i’ll be back and forth like a p-ss wizard.
name coined by twitter users for uk prime minister and smug etonian, david cameron.
oi cameron have it #p-sswizard

that p-ss wizard’s got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election
someone who generally smells of urine quite badly. they are also pricts.
hey hobbs man you stink of p-ss. go the bog you smelly c-nt.

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