pisscramps
a painful sensation in groin area caused when holding back a m-ssive p-ss to forcefully restrict the sphincter from releasing an enormous fart.
this excruciating pain is typically experienced when in a bathroom that is within an earshot of people that under no circ-mstance should ever -ssociate the sound of thick streaming urine, a deep vibrating b-ss-heavy fart and a blissful sigh of relief to you.
yo stacey’s bathroom is in her bedroom and it’s mad quiet in there so i’m going to go outside to take a p-ss and bust -ss like a muhf-cka. i ain’t about to get p-sscramps holding this sh-t back. if i happen to leave it’s because i a p-sscramp hit me hard and i sh-t in my pants. i’ll be back after i throw my underwear in a tree. peace!
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