pisshit

p-ssh-t verb: to f-ck up something or someone

with intense anger and joy
“the next time you mess up my order of french toast and orange juice i’m going to p-ssh-t all over this place.”
excl. phrase. a term used when particularly angry about something, usually relating to extreme grief on the toilet.

verb. when one defecates and the spashback comes right back up the b-tthole, and then said person defecates again, thereby “p-ssh-tting.”

verb. when one has a rather runny case of diarrhea that is more liquid than it is solid, much like plasma, b-tt less like diarrhea. you know, like when you have way too much greasy food and you get the sh-ts. that’s p-ssh-tting.

noun. the aforementioned kind of p-ssh-tting where one has a runny case of the sh-ts.

noun (gerund). the act of p-ssh-tting.
1. aw, p-ssh-t!

2.although he was extremely careful to position his b-ttock on the porcelain throne, tom’s p-ssh-tted all over himself, to which he exclaimed, “aw, p-ssh-t! there goes my sangwich!”

3. tom leaned that when he p-ssh-ts, he needs to bring a couple towels with him to clean up the loose debris and utter destruction.

4. tom’s p-ssh-t came out much like a covenant plasma rifle, with unbridled energy and sonic fury. unlike a plasma rifle, however, tom’s p-ssh-t was more brown.

5. tom p-ssh-tted.
to waste or to f-ck up
president bush p-ssh-tted the country’s economy.
to p-ss and sh-t at the same time.
“hey man i’m gonna go make like a bird and p-ssh-t”