Pissing like a bat
when a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case’s more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus p-ssing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.
toilet guest one: good news or bad news first?
toilet guest two: good
one: the toilet has heated floors
two: whats the bad?
one: theres a leak and the light is blown
two: … oh seams p-ssing like a bat isnt my forte.
one: o.0
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