Pissing Tumbleweeds
expression used for a male or female that has not had s-xual interaction with another person in a long time. much like in old western films, tumbleweeds are a symbol of barren and dry land. your nether regions feel much like such a land when in this physical state. ergo, p-ssing tumbleweeds.
“dude, i haven’t had any action in like, months. i’m p-ssing tumbleweeds.”
“are you kidding me? i went to a private catholic high school. i was p-ssing tumbleweeds for four years!”
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- pit-puss
the act of having s-x with another person’s armpit. penetrating the faux orifice, made by the partner clinching the armpit tight to his/her body. the young couple agreed not to have pre-marital s-x so she agreed to letting him hit that pit-puss.
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