pissing with the seat down
to mistakenly commit a foolish act under the influence of alcohol, which you will have to sort out afterwards.
“i’m sorry sweetheart, i shouldn’t have slept with your sister, but i was drunk. i guess i really p-ssed with the seat down.”
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