yeartardedness


an affliction suffered by millions of people starting in january and lasting 2 to 3 weeks. said afflicted unconciously write the dates on checks, forms, doc-ments, etc. as the date from the previous year.
bank teller: “sir, you wrote the date on your check as 1/3/2008. its actually 1/3/2009.”
me: “d-mn my yeartardedness!”

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