pisstort
p-ssed and distorted
i feel totally p-sstorted right now.
don’t try to p-sstort me
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an erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. the erection is further enhanced if the owner of the b-n-r is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his caucasian extraction. i normally don’t go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a plantation owner b-n-r sharp enough to […]
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