pistachio nut surprise
when someone eats a series of food to make there p–p green and then smashes their white -sscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white -sscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)
i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the gl-ss window making my -n-s bleed.
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