Pistachio Theory
pistachios are like women. the degree to which the sh-ll is open represents the degree of difficulty to get into a girls pants. also has a corrleation to how satisfying the pistachio/girl is once you get it. if the sh-ll is really wide open, it is easy to get into and less rewarding. if the sh-ll is shut, it takes a lot of work to get into and is very rewarding.
“man that girl last night had no sh-ll, super easy! i miss the challenge.”
“what do you mean by no sh-ll?”
“pistachio theory man.”
“dude this girl is a sealed sh-ll! way too hard to crack!”
“great use of pistachio theory.”
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