Pister


an offshoot of pistered to be used in a slightly different manor.
i was at work and they got me pister than h-ll.
to be more than p-ssed.

is usually used as a verb, but can also be used as an adjective with some creativity.
my boyfriend was being an idiot and i got p-ssed, then he made fun of my handwriting and that made me pister.

when johnny showed up late for cl-ss, the teacher was p-ssed; but when he said he didn’t do his homework, she got pister.

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