Pißwasser
a beer in grand theft auto iv. parody of budweiser. means “urine water” in german. commercial song performed by anthony c-mia from opie & anthony.
last night i think i sh-t the bed/got so drunk i gave a dude head/life is just a blissful blur/when you pop a pißw-sser/p-ssw-sser, don’t drink it too slow/3 a.m., buy some blow/sleep in the bathroom on the floor/what really matters anymore?/all the cr-p you do all day/who f-cking cares anyway/p-ssw-sser–this is beer!/drive drunk–off a pier!/p-ssw-sser–drink all day/it helps your troubles go away!/
p-ssw-sser: cheap german logger for export only.
cheap and toxic german beer indistinguishable from newcastle brown ale that tastes like pish.
german in newcastle :my good man this newcastle brown ale tastes like p-ssw-sser
thick geordie: oi you cheaky bastid are yo sayin owa beer tastes like p-ssw-ssa?
german : no i said p-ssw-sser
thick geordie: that’s alreet then
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