Pit-net


a womans armpit which has been left to grow out, creating a net of hair that collects lint, sweat, odour and other foreign objects to lessen her feminine beauty.
max: whoa, check that girl, shes mint as they come!!
joe: no way, i saw her stretching…she has pit-nets
max: i feel that my eyes have been decieved…then violated, like i checked out a man…..

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