Pitch slapped
the act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of s-xual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.
girl ( feeling frisky ) : babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? is everything alright ?
boyfriend : sorry babe, its not your fault. iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on friday.
#pitchslappedworkaholicoverworked
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