Pitcher’s Mound
like third or fourth base, pitchers mound is a status regarding s-xual activity. it is not in direct relation to the other bases of a couples s-xual interaction, rather an independent stage of physical play.
it is the act of punching your partners crotch area (usually with surprise). you continuously punch the others genitalia — as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. sure — they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a “home-run” (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
the difference between reaching pitchers mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate’s reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. i tend to yell “pitcher’s mound!” while i enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend’s v-g-n-. only a chad would injure another’s crotch area without warning or playful desire.
kyle: “emma, what do you want to do? we have already p-ssionately accomplished the four bases a hundred times.”
emma: “well, we haven’t done pitchers mound yet.”
kyle: “pitcher’s mound!” (kyle strikes emma’s vajayjay with a mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)
emma: “f-ck! my vajayjay is bleeding. i guess you win kyle.”
“p.s you’re hawt.”
kyle: “because i won like a boss, i am going to incorporate this event in my definition on urban dictionary.”
3 more definitions
when having s-x from behind. pull out and nut in your hand then wined up like a pitcher and throw it in her face. immediately following yell “strike!!! your out!”
i was with your mom last night and i finished with a pitchers mound.
the act of defecating on the bathroom floor immediately in front of the toilet.
related: upper decker
special note: much like the upper decker, the pitcher’s mound bears weighty ramifications and sends a powerful message. as such, it should only be unleashed when the circ-mstances are dire and there seems no other course of action.
the sh-t was about to hit the fan, but tommy made sure it hit the floor first.
-n-l fisting, the next logical step after having s-x.
“dude i got to second base with jen last night”
“well you’re well on your way to getting to the pitchers mound”
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