pitman surprise
when having intercourse in the doggy position, pick up your phone, and call a friend. when you friend picks up the phone, pull out and slip your member into your lovers -ss. make sure the phone is close to your lover’s face to receive the “yelp” or scream. proceed to hang up the phone, and finish without her knowledge of anything happening.
i got a call from anthony, but all i heard was moaning, then a scream. he must have given her the pitman surprise.
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