pitopo
when you place a frozen pizza in the oven, and then fall asleep/p-ss out, leaving the frozen pizza cooking for hours. you are usually awoken to smoke detector blaring, or a house filled with smoke and a horrible burning odor. this usually is preceded by a long night of boozing. a successful pitopo usually ends up with something that resembles a charred hockey puck in the oven. “pizza in the oven p-ss out”
man, i got home from the bar last night and pulled a pitopo. everything in my house smells like charred pizza. probably gonna take 2 weeks to get the stench out.
i was sound asleep last night, and woke up to a smoke filled apartment and the fire alarm blaring. my roommate greg came home from the bars and committed a pitopo. i have to work in the morning and my suit reeks now. i tried to wake up greg to reem him out, but he wouldn’t even budge.
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