pitt drunk
to get so drunk that you p-ss and sh-t yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel
im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a p-ssy only f-gs get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for p-ssys
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