Pittsburgh Creamer
the act of a woman blocking her bf facialising her with one hand and then slapping him with the same sticky hand. once pulling off this ninjs-like move the girl then has every right to shout “b-tch” or any similar insult at her other half.
“so then he tried to facialise me which is disgusting, so i pulled off a quick pittsburgh creamer.”
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the process by which a girl blocks you with her hand while you attempt to give her a facial, and then smacks you in the face while shouting “b-tch!” in an emasculating manner.
guy 1:
i once tried to give my girlfriend a facial. she blocked it with her hand and proceeded to smack me across the face with it. she then proceeded to say “b-tch!”, in a very emasculating manner. that was my first pittsburgh creamer, bro.
guy 2: whoa.
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