platch
(1)sucky, stupid, dumb, ugly, etc.
(2)replacement for sucks, as sucks is overused
(3) not good; bad
yo girl, yo shirt is so platch!
1 more definition
to follow through slightly when farting – or indeed burping.
‘that sounded like a wet fart. you didn’t just platch did you’
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