Pittsburgh Date


an instance where two individuals are out on a date and sit on the same side of the table/booth thinking that it is romantic when it in fact is and looks ridiculously stupid.

-happens almost exclusively in pittsbugh, pa
person 1: “hey look at those two jagoffs over there on a pittsburgh date!”

person 2: “hahahaha how f-cking stupid, sitting on the same side…she must be giving him a handjob!”

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