Pittsburgh Dump Truck
the woman lays on her back while you start sh-tting on her torso. next, you proceed to scoot backwards to her face while saying, “beep beep beep” until you finally rest your -ss hole on her mouth. this act should only be reserved for holidays or anniversary’s.
“susie will be pleasantly surprised that in her stocking this christmas is a gift certificate for one free pittsburgh dump truck.”
keeping with the spirit of the “three river city”, the pittsburgh dumptruck occurs when three partic-p-nts, or “defacateurs” proceed to defecate or “poo” on the chest or upper torso of another partic-p-nt, willing or non. said occurance need not occur in or within the vicinity of the city of pittsburgh.
dude, that b-tch loves a good pittsburgh dumptruck, you guys want to drink draft beer all night and sh-t on her?
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