Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy
a behind-the-door deal in which pittsburgh sports team will win a few championships here and there in exchange for having a really sh-tty baseball team. usually their championship win are fluke wins.
this can easily be explained.
pittsburgh pirates- 18 years on losing season
pittsburgh penguns- 2009 stanley cup champions
pittsburgh steelers- superbowl xl and xliii champions
philadelphia sports team fan 1 : what the h-ll is up with this pittsburgh sports team conspiracy? so unfair.
philadelphia sports team fan 2 : i guess we have the exact oppisite; a football team that is always close, a hockey team that is always close, and a sick -ss baseball team.
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