Pittsburgh Steeler Fan
a pittsburgh steeler fan is any fan who wears a troy palomalu or ben roethlisberger jersey because they have a weird attraction to overrated rapist quarterbacks and a captain caveman throwback who does gay -ss hair commercials. they are fans who claim to be so awesome because their team won so many super bowls but n-body gives a sh-t about them but themselves. they actually use the excuse “we won lots of super bowls” when they lose a game. when they win a super bowl only one city cares. pittsburgh. when they go to away games they have more fans than the team they are visiting because they save up their money all year long for travelling to cities like cleveland and cincinnati. they spend the rest of the year eating out of trash cans because they have no money for food. when the steelers lose a game at least 5 fans commit suicide. and when they got owned in the super bowl they went into hiding, i haven’t seen a single fan in months. that’s a good thing. even when a fan p-sses away they recover quickly because new fans are born every day…the only human or animal that will bang a pittsburgh fan is a pittsburgh fan. there is a difference between being p-ssionate about your team and living in a state of never ending psychosis about a team that doesn’t give a sh-t about you except for what’s in your wallet. steeler fans don’t know that.
you completely drained your bank account because of a crack addiction?! d-mn, you pulled a pittsburgh steeler fan.
dedicated, die-hard, loyal, loud, appreciative, non-sh-t talkers (we let our team do the talking for us) non-bandwagon jumpers, proud, generous (we gave sports many innovative ideas, ie:the terrible towel, tailgating, traveling with our team, which includes cities across the country) the only proud fans that can lay claim to 6, count them 6 of 7 superbowl trophies, with at least another in our sights. we don’t mind paying the money to watch our team, we don’t care if we are the only fans who care that we won a super bowl, wouldn’t you be as well? proud that we got to have 6 out of seven winning super bowl parties, it only gave us 6 more excuses to drink beer. proud that we had the pleasure to watch a sh-t ton of super star athletes win our town 6 out of 7 nfl t-tles. not only have we had the pleasure of winning 6 super bowls, but 3 stanley cups, and 5 world series as well, that’s a lot of ticker tape parades. pittsburgh, a drinkin’ town with a football problem! never did understand why so many hate pittsburgh fans, and it’s not just football, it’s hockey as well, forget baseball, we know we suck, and it’s not like we talk cr-p on other fans, in fact we are the friendliest fans in the nfl, go to any steeler game in pittsburgh and meet the fans, we will party with you, and feed you while our team is smacking yours around, but we will be friendly. 🙂
pittsburgh steeler fan
a dumb-ss fan who doesn’t know right from wrong, defends their team to the grave by saying “6 superbowls” (kinda like someone with torretz) and someone who doesn’t realize a good team when they watch the bengals or ravens
he’s a dumb-ss… he must be a pittsburgh steeler fan
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