Pittyswains
1. noun: suspect stains, normally dried sperm or s-x stains but can be used for any unidentified stain. may be on any surface, though fabric is usually more permanent.
2. verb: the act of making stains that will later be suspect to a party at a later time. -ed -ing -s
1. oh, dude. this motel room is full of pittyswains.
2. sorry man, me and this girl totally pittyswained all over the back seat of your car last night.
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