Piturducken
a pit-roasted pig, stuffed with 4 t-rducken. the ultimate slap in the face to peta and the most delicious food known to mankind, ambrosial in quality, and gargantuan in quant-ty. in eating a full portion of this glorious dish, you are single-handedly contributing to the deaths of no fewer than 4 animals.
that there may look like just an ordinary barbecuing pig, but its really a pit-rducken; more like crackerjacks, with a special surprise inside, i hope you don’t have plans for this week, because the ensuing food coma may last 5-6 days.
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