Pity Platter


: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall gl-ss of shut-the-h-ll-up!)
ahh, poor baby, i’ll get you a pity platter. “yes, i’ll have the boo-hoo burger, small french cries, and a large whiney/no ice.”

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