pity semi
a half-hearted attempt at s-xting someone back a picture of your somewhat erect p-n-s. can result from a lack of arousal, lack of enthusiasm for the recipient, or lack of girth and/or length in your own d-ck.
person 1: -sends d-ck pic-
person 2: -not really h-rny, sends semi erect d-ck pic-
person 1: “send me one that’s hard.”
person2: “you’re an -sshole, that was a pity semi and that’s all you’re worth.”
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