pity tug


when finding your one-night stand/booty call/random hook-up has a tiny p-n-s and out of sympathy you give him a hand job. this is often the last encounter before deleting his number from your phone.
after frankie found her bar f-ck for the night had an incredibly small p-n-s, she gave him a pity tug and never spoke to him again.

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