pixistix
the best way to get high legally.
the process by which senators in the united states are elected, is as follows: they pour 49 regular pixistix into a bag with one green one, whichever idiot draws the green one becomes the president pro-tempore
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- Potterjob
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- wheeless
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- Eye of the Jew
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