Pizarro
to get blackout drunk and text everyone in your contacts regarding your whereabouts/night. only tomorrow will you realize your mistake.
friend: dude i got ur text from last night, u slept under a car!?
other kid: omg, i pulled a pizarro!
-s-xy chick with giant t-ts that people want to touch.
-a chick other chicks would go lesbian for.
-to be f-cked in the -ss.
-that b-tch was a real pizarro.
-i want to pizarro that sl-t all night.
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