Pizza ear
very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. he can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected
-hey guys did u hear that?
-hear what?
-the doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-all i hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)
see, i told you bro!
-you got one h-ll of a pizza ear bro!
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