Pizza Faceplant
the act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. the messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other pizza faceplants are judged.
may be used as a noun or a verb
noun: bw was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a pizza faceplant at basic by 7pm. no…i am serious. you would not have f-cking believed it! yes, we got pictures!
verb: hahaha some dude just completely pizza faceplanted over there!
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