pizza guy


the person we all love that brings pizza to our doors
“i love ordering pizza, because the pizza guy comes to me and i dont have to go to the store!”
a demi-god to most college students.
a: i’ve been studying for 10 f—ing hours and now it’s 3am and i’m hungry as f—, dude.
b: order a pizza.
a: that’s a good idea.
—later that night—
b: pizza guy’s here.
a: …i love that man.
typically a white male in their late teens, with brown medium-long hair, and possesses an annoying personality.
sam: jenny did you remember that ‘pizza guy’ at the diner last night?!

jenny: yea, he kept annoyingly trying to talk to us.

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