Pizza Guzzler


customer complains at a pizza place, so you tell them to come back behind the front counter and suck your d-ck, while your about to c-m, c-m all over the pizza, then she leaves and eats the pizza
man 1: dude! i saw someone just got the pizza guzzler! what a sl-t!!
man 2: sh-tttttyyyyy!

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