pizza jacket
the act of male masturbation whereby a slice of pizza is wrapped around the p-n-s shaft and stroked until -j-c-l-t–n is achieved. extra toppings can be added for an exotic experience (i.e. pineapple and ham = a hawaiian pizza jacket; spicy sausage and peppers = the guidette pizza jacket; etc).
i am so hungry, but that guy just used the last slice as a pizza jacket!
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