Pizza Jerk


a person, usually a university student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an -sshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.
marcus: “that guy just walked in the room; he wasn’t even at the presentation!”
sarah: “what a pizza jerk!”

pj:-takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some-
aksana: “put that sh-t back you pizza jerk!”

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