Pizza Rolls
the holy food
what are ya eating?
oh you know, the holy food, pizza rolls.
amazing little pizza motherf-ckers that you can eat whenever the h-ll you want. even if you motherf-ckingmother wont let you.
dayummmm i want me some pizza rolls.
1) a delicious snack made by totinos, they are exactly what you would think they are, pizza in roll form.
2) the coveted and favorite snack of reviewer/ serial killer harry s. plinkett
e-mail me if you want some pizza rolls.
a pizza roll is a bunch of something that i’m not sure of rolled into a little roll. and as soon as you bite into those little f-ckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! pizza-y, yummy lava! …… but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like sh-t
“hey man, i’m going to go make some totinos pizza rolls”
“bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are f-ckin hot! … little sh-ts”
a relationship built out of convenience rather than actual affection.
a guy’s roommate is dating some girl, and she keeps bringing her friend over, so he and the friend hook up. he doesn’t really like her, but she’s always just around, so what the h-ll.
compared to, if you wake up the morning and you want to eat something really good or healthy, but you find out there’s a plate of pizza rolls left in the microwave for you, you sort’ve give up on the effort of something you want and just eat the cr-p, because it’s convenient and there.
oh, they’re not dating. she just always shows up. that b-tch is just pizza rolls to him.
1. a dance move preformed by the obese or over weight.
2. what you shout at a fat person dancing.
pizza roll – shouted at a fat person dancing “pi-zza roll!”
ugh this fat guy was all over me at the club, like i wanted to see him pizza roll.
the act of rolling your limp p-n-s up, then hitting your wh-r- with it.
dude john totally gave that wh-r- a pizza roll.
a funny girl who will always have a hilarious answer to any question you have.
hey pizza rolls! where does the bus stop in fron of your house go to?” “oh, that? it goes to kfc” “hahahaha cl-ssic pizza rolls!
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