Pizza Roulette
a prank wherein you hang out in front of an apartment complex, waiting for the inevitable pizza delivery guy to show up (with someone else’s order) – and you buy it. a real-life “man in the middle” attack, so to speak.
roommate: “i’m bored – anyone down for pizza roulette?”
you: “h-ll yeah – lemme grab my smokes!”
(out front of the building, a few cigarettes later, a pizza delivery guy shows up)
you: “hey, is that pizza for apartment, uhhh..”
pizza delivery guy: (looks at box) “apartment 231?”
you: “yeah, that’s us!”
(you pay, he leaves)
you: “ahh, sh-t. anchovies and extra olives – nasty!”
(later)
guy in apt. 231: “hey, where’s my motherf-ckin’ pizza?”
pizza shop: “uhhh.. it was delivered and paid for..?”
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