Pizza Theory
a theory applied to s-x that uses pizza as the example.
there is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. any of these are better than no pizza at all. the same goes with s-x.
guy 1: how was it?
guy 2: you know the pizza theory.
when some one states that they prefer one thing but leave it open that they do not necessarily dislike another of the same subject.
fred: “i don’t know about you guys, but i prefer vag!”
tim: “i love that you said prefer. like, i ‘prefer’ pepperoni pizza, but i’ll have other kinds”
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jake: “that girl will never like me. she says she is in to smart asians”
david: “just think of the pizza theory”
jake: “what do you mean?”
david: “just because she wants pepperoni doesn’t mean she will not enjoy a hawaiian”
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