pizzaffle
using leftover pizza toppings from the fridge on top of frozen waffles; this phenomenon happens when you forget to go grocery shopping/can’t afford to go grocery shopping; if you have name-branded frozen waffles, you can call them pizzeggo pizzaffles
“dude, all i have are these frozen waffles and pizza toppings…”
“when life gives you waffles and pizza toppings, don’t get down, make pizzaffles.”
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