Pizzassinate


1. to -ss-ssinate someone with a pizza.

2. to hit someone in the face with a pizza stealthily or from behind.

1. after the president was pizz-ssinated, his body lay on the floor covered in margarita and tomato.

2. after dan pizz-ssinated ed, he was left humiliated yet unsuspecting of dan.
1. a pre-arranged murder of someone with a pizza.

2. to stealthily shove a pizza into someone’s face, so as to humiliate them and not risk being caught.
1. “did you hear? the queen got pizz-ssinated by terrorists.”

2. dan pizz-ssinated ed, leaving ed unsuspecting of dan yet thouroughly humiliated.

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