PKW


an acronym for phone, keys, wallet: the 3 basic requirements necessary for any activity that involves leaving the sanct-ty of your own home.
after a grueling walk to the club in a drunken stupor, it was to our group’s misfortune that i had left the most crucial part of pkw back at my house: my wallet.
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one major pr-ck. the kind of person that just makes you want to scream shut up you giant loser b-st-rd and then punch them in the face.
that guy is a major pkw

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